As a seasoned basketball analyst with a decade in sports statistics, I couldn't help but apply my data-crunching skills to football's most persistent myth: Juventus' alleged '1-0 philosophy.' Crunching the numbers from Milan's 36-goal season to Allegri's 70+ goal campaigns, this piece dismantles lazy narratives with cold, hard Serie A scoring data. Turns out, claiming Juve plays defensive football requires ignoring about 60 goals per season.