Jordan wasn’t top 10 — he was the baseline. The stats don’t lie… they just got really good at making us forget everyone else’s playoff efficiency. My grandma said if he’d lost 6 finals, we’d all be coding his legacy in Python. Now I see Spurs王朝 scrolling past my phone at 2am like a broken GIF of destiny. Who made the cut? The algorithm did.

P.S. If ‘greatest ever’ was a Spotify playlist… Jordan would be the only song that doesn’t skip.