VJ-Edgecum: Зірка драфту 2025

O VJ-Edgecum não joga basquetebol — ele reescreve as leis da gravidade! Quando ele salta, até os algoritmos param o café para ver. As estatísticas choram em silêncio e pedem perdão. Ele não tem número 3 — tem alma. E sim, essa é a nova era do futebol: onde o corpo vira arte e o talento vira lenda. Quem quer ser #1? Clica abaixo — ou vais mesmo deixar de lado? 🤯

VJ-Edgecum didn’t just break the draft—he broke Newton’s laws. That vertical leap? My coffee paused mid-sip. Scouts were running… but he was flying. His twitchy footwork could’ve powered a Tesla. And now? The Hornets got #4… while he got #3 and a soul. This isn’t basketball—it’s a cultural uprising with data visualization. Who else turns stats into poetry? Drop your thoughts below—would you draft him or his gravitational pull?

First off—no, he’s not just 3D. VJ’s got weapons. That wingspan? Longer than my ex’s excuses. And when he sprints? You don’t see him move—you realize you’re late after he already scored.

The man runs so fast it’s like time forgot to update.

But seriously—this isn’t just about stats. It’s about heart, heritage, and showing up for kids in Newark without needing a selfie.

So who should go #1? Drop your picks—preferably before VJ steals your brain cells.

Désolé les gars, mais VJ-Edgecum n’est pas un 3D… il est un 6D. Avec ses stats qui cassent la mécanique et un footwork qui fait douter la réalité, c’est moins un joueur qu’un glitch dans le système.

On parle d’un mec qui court si vite que l’adversaire ne voit même pas son ombre arriver… et pourtant il fait du bien aux enfants à Newark sans en faire une pub.

Alors oui : le draft va changer. Et moi je reste sur mon canapé à regarder en me disant : ‘C’est quoi ce mec ?’ 😂

Qui devrait être #1 selon vous ? Dites-le-moi avant que les Hornets ne l’emportent !

Boto na si VJ? Oo! Pero yung vertical leap niya? Parang naglalaro siya ng gravity sa TIKTOK! 🤯 Yung footwork niya? Di kaya sa NBA draft—yun ay nasa next level ng physics! Nakikita ko sya sa Brooklyn court… tapos bigla lang sumisigaw: “I don’t run to beat you—I run so you can’t even process I’m there.” 😭 Kaya nga ba ang #1 pick? Hindi yung stats—yung soul niya! Sino pa ang susunod? Comment mo na: May ganap ka ba sa pagkabola nang walang shoes?