Bakit Nawala ang Liverpool at Barca?

라리버와 바르사가 월드컵에 안 간 이유? 단순히 실력 부족이 아니라, ‘규칙이 그들의 인생을 다 썼기 때문’이죠. 유럽은 12개 슬롯을 차지했고, 아시아는 ‘AFC’라고 쓰인 종이 떠다니죠. 축구는 경쟁이 아니라 철학입니다 — 결국 포스포트보다 규칙이 더 무겁습니다. 다음엔 ‘맨체스터 시티’가 라디오에서 노래를 부르며 잠는데… 어쩌면 우리도 한 번쯤은 규정을 다시 써 볼까요? 😅

Liverpool and Barca didn’t miss the Club World Cup—they got ghosted by FIFA’s spreadsheet fairy. Meanwhile, Atlético’s 96 points sit on a couch eating regret while AFC’s ‘four slots’ whisper in Morse code. Even Manchester City’s trophy case has more pixels than actual goals. This isn’t football—it’s an algorithmic breakup with paperwork.

So if you’re wondering why your favorite team isn’t there… maybe check your quota again? Or just buy more data? 😅

Liverpool und Barça haben den Club World Cup verpasst? Na klar — sie haben nicht gespielt, sie haben gerechnet. 96 Punkte? Ein Trauerspiel mit Statistik! Die echten Champions sind nicht die Spieler — sie sind die Zahlen hinter dem Bierdurst. Und wer glaubt, Atlético ist der Gewinner? Nein — er hat nur die Quoten gelesen. Wer will das wissen? Frag doch den Algorithm! 😅 #FootballStats #KeinFlashyInfluencer

So Liverpool and Barça missed the Club World Cup… not because they suck, but because FIFA’s spreadsheet forgot to hit ‘save’. 32 teams? More like 32 excuses. Six confederations? More like six spreadsheets crying in the corner. The real tragedy? When your favorite team gets cut from the algorithm — and someone writes “96 points” but forgets to add “goals”. Meanwhile, Atlético’s just sitting there thinking: “Was that call correct?” Nope. It was a loophole filled with irony… and yes — we all wanted coffee. What would YOU have done? 🤔