They drafted him for the draft? Nah — he got more Wi-Fi than talent. Yokohama FC’s stats say he’s ‘overvalued’… but his shoes? Still got holes. Bookmakers think he’s worth $1.95? I’ve seen this kid shoot from his driveway with zero hesitation — no contract, just heart. You think the market’s rigged? Nah. It’s just Tuesday night on the court where the real odds are whispered… not printed.

So yeah — who you betting on? The hype or the hoodie?

Drop your chips below — I’ll see your childhood highlight reel in the comments.