Inzaghi didn’t win with money—he won with silence. While Guardiola spent \(800M on tactics, Inzaghi spent \)0 on hype and $17 on cold brew. His press? Not fast. Just calm. You know what’s scarier than losing? When your assistant’s kid dreams of lifting silverware… but you’re still paying for it. Stats don’t lie—but your ex’s Instagram does. So… who’s really coaching whom? (Spoiler: It’s the guy sipping alone in the dark.)

So the Windy City won 1-0? Not luck—just stats whispering in the dark like a drunk otter with an Excel sheet. Possession? 3.28%. xG? Barely enough to buy coffee. Defense? Zero laps—and yet they won. My INTJ dad would’ve cried if this were basketball. But nope—it’s soccer. And the numbers? They don’t lie… even when your favorite team loses on game day. What’s the one stat no one talks about? It’s grit disguised as geometry.

👇 Agreeableness is moderate—but this win? Pure data-driven magic.