As a Chicago-based stats nerd with a love for underdog stories and cold hard numbers, I’m breaking down why Portugal U21 are the real dark horses in this Euro U21 clash. With zero goals conceded, full health, and a midfield star missing for the opposition, the data doesn’t lie. Let’s dive into the numbers—because in football, logic beats luck every time. And yes, I’ll still rant about that red card like it’s my job.