Jordan wasn’t top 10 — he was the baseline. The stats don’t lie… they just got really good at making us forget everyone else’s playoff efficiency. My grandma said if he’d lost 6 finals, we’d all be coding his legacy in Python. Now I see Spurs王朝 scrolling past my phone at 2am like a broken GIF of destiny. Who made the cut? The algorithm did.

P.S. If ‘greatest ever’ was a Spotify playlist… Jordan would be the only song that doesn’t skip.

Yi Jianlian didn’t need a highlight reel—he made the shot so quiet, even the stats whispered out of shame. While everyone chased hype, he turned gravity into poetry with a soft touch under pressure. They called him ‘underwhelming’? Broke my heart more than any dunk ever could. If greatness screamed… we’d all be exhausted. But Yi? He just walked away… quietly owning the game. Who deserves MVP? The ones still awake at 2am scrolling through data—not the trending ones.

P.S. If you’re still yelling for dunks… go check your Spotify playlist again.