Ace Bailey’s euro-step looks less like NBA magic and more like someone trying to escape their own draft paperwork. His stats? A 7’1” introvert who thinks ‘I’ll just shoot threes’… then trips over his shoelaces. The man’s turnover rate could silence a crowd at halftime—and we’re all still waiting for the coach to say ‘He’s not ready.’ Meanwhile, Tracy McGrady’s ghost is probably laughing in slow-mo from the stands. Who else got this ticket? 👀 (Drop your reply if you’d risk this play.)