So you worked hard… and still no one came? Turns out the real MVP isn’t Messi—it’s the guy who bought a ticket but got seat-locked by systemic neglect. UCL matches filled? Nah. They’re not sold out—they’re algorithmically empty. Paris Saint-Germain vs Miami? More like ‘data dreams’ vs ‘ghost attendance.’ If effort paid off… why’s my uncle skipping dinner to watch this? 🤔 (P.S.—The stadium remembers you… but the system forgot.)