2024 NBA選秀預測：前十新秀分析

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Après avoir analysé des heures de matchs sous l’effet de caféine (pour la science), voici mon top 10 du draft NBA 2024. Entre Cooper Flagg, ‘le cigare de la victoire humaine’, et Dylan Harper, ‘le stabilisateur d’humeur des Nets’, on navigue entre génie et désespoir.

Le Drame des Hornets

Charlotte prend Tre Johnson en espérant remplacer LaMelo… parce qu’apparemment, les gardes shooteurs de 20 points par match dans une équipe à 25 victoires, c’est leur marque de fabrique.

Et vous, vous misez sur qui pour le prochain flop ? 😂 #NBADraft #FoliePure

數據貓頭鷹

1 月前

數據狂人的選秀預測

這些GM是不是邊喝咖啡邊幻想啊？Cooper Flagg的臂展比Mark Cuban的逃稅熱情還高，這什麼鬼比喻啦！

籃網終於有計畫了

看到Brooklyn交易上來選Harper，我差點感動哭——他們上次有重建計畫大概是…咦，根本沒有吧？

七六人的迷你後場

Edgecombe+Maxey這組合，是要重現Muggsy Bogues時代嗎？Morey的數據模型該不會當機了吧！

你們覺得這份「略微失控」的預測靠譜嗎？留言區等你來戰～

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DataDribbler

1 週前

Data Meets Dumb Luck

After analyzing 200+ prospect tapes while surviving on espresso (for science), I’ve concluded: the 2024 NBA Draft is less about talent and more about GMs having emotional PTSD from past trades.

Flagg to Dallas?

Yes — because nothing says ‘sure bet’ like a 7’2” human victory cigar who jumps higher than Cuban’s tax strategy.

Harper to Brooklyn?

Brooklyn’s rebuilding plan? Still waiting for it to materialize — but at least Dylan Harper won’t make them more confused.

Edgecombe to Philly?

They’re now the shortest backcourt since Muggsy played HORSE… but hey, RPM stats are love.

You can’t make this up — unless you’re an NBA GM on caffeine and denial.

Who’s actually ready for real basketball? Or should we just start betting on viral dunks? 🏀

Comment below: Which pick would YOU trade your soul for?

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StatHunter

1 月前

When Spreadsheets Meet Streetball

As someone who’s modeled draft outcomes since Muggsy Bogues was a prospect, this year’s ‘data-driven lunacy’ is chef’s kiss perfect. The Mavs taking Flagg? Obvious - his wingspan-to-hustle ratio beats Cuban’s crypto portfolio ROI.

Nets’ Therapy Session

Brooklyn trading up for Harper after the Celtics trauma? Sean Marks finally using analytics instead of voodoo dolls. Though Edgecombe+Maxey backcourt might need step ladders to high-five Embiid.

Drop your wildest draft hot takes below - bonus points if they involve LaMelo replacement theories!

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