Yan Hansen’s 2025 NBA Draft Profile: 7’1” Giant with 90-Point Potential & Unorthodox Dominance

The Unlikely Giant
I’ve analyzed hundreds of prospects — but Yan Hansen? He doesn’t just play basketball; he rewrites its physics. At 7’1”, 252.6 lbs, with a vertical leap of 30 inches and an arm span that defies gravity, he makes the rim feel like a personal target zone. His presence doesn’t fit any template — he’s not ‘projected’, he’s emergent.
Data That Defies Intuition
Let me show you the numbers:
- Avg. minutes: 32.8
- Points: 11.1 | FG%: .586
- Two-pointers made: .671 (on .4 attempts per game)
- Rebounds: 16.6 | Offensive: 4.9
- Blocks: 2.6 | Steals: 1.0
- FT%: .613 (on 10 attempts)
These aren’t isolated spikes — they’re an ecosystem. His touches are surgical. He doesn’t shoot to score; he creates rhythm. His body is the algorithm.
The Quiet Chaos of Playmaking
Watch his passing: deliberate arcs, calculated misdirection, patterns only AI would dare to simulate. He doesn’t look for open space — he invents it with one pivot and a shoulder fake that makes defenders question their life choices. The analytics say ‘unreliable’. I say ‘unprecedented’.
Why This Matters Now
The NBA is obsessed with wingspan metrics and floor spacing — but Hansen? He plays on three dimensions: a) Height b) Vision c) Intentional Disruption. He doesn’t need isolation plays because he is the isolation. The next All-Star Game won’t be about him; it’ll be named after him.
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