Why My Fourth-Dimensional Defense Model Beat My Grandmother’s Armchair — And Why You Should Care

The Court Is My Church

I grew up on the concrete courts of Chicago—where the ball didn’t just bounce, it breathed. My grandfather would sit in his worn armchair after midnight, watching old tapes of Jordan and Pip, muttering, ‘Boy, you don’t see it…’ He wasn’t talking about highlights or dunks—he was talking about spacing. About angles no one else measured.

Data Is the New Gospel

I studied communication at Northwestern not to write essays—but to decode silence between passes. My ‘Fourth-Dimensional Defense Efficiency Algorithm’ doesn’t track steals or blocks alone. It measures how a defender shifts weight over time—the subtle decay in rotation speed when the offense thinks they’re open.

Why Your Grandma’s Chair Still Wins

They call me a ‘suit-wearing brute’—three-piece suit, sneakers scuffed from midnight games. I run my models daily because sleep is a luxury I can’t afford. When we lose? That’s when the data sings loudest.

That night in May—I ran a simulation: 003 let胜 + 005 let负 → SP 3.14 → Foul count: 004 → ²⁄₃ ball → SP 1.81 → Bo Dan: 003胜, 004平 → SP 10.8.

It wasn’t luck. It was rhythm. It was gravity. It was faith written in code.