ज़ौ ची का NBA सपना वजन पर निर्भर?

Sige naman, si Zhou Qi parang nakakaligtaan ng mga tao na hindi lang ang timbang ang mahalaga—kundi ang spirit! 🏀 Kahit 99 kg lang siya (parang isang maliit na kahon ng biskwit), nakakapag-15.8 points at 3.2 blocks pa! Ano ba naman ‘to? Parang sinabi nila: ‘Too thin!’ pero ano naman ang ibig sabihin nun? Ang dami mong puso at pagtitiwala sa sarili? Kung ganito ka magdudulot ng gulo sa draft—sino ba talaga ang dapat i-weigh? 😂

Ano nga ba ang mas importante: timbang o tapang? Comment mo! #ZhouQi #NBA #BasketballPH

周琦這位『瘦版天勾』，三分準星比健身教練還准！球探們看數據都懷疑人生：這傢伙是用骨頭投籃，不是用肌肉！但你敢信嗎？他一投進去，整個球場都在發光——原來真正的戰術不是體型，是『靈魂的重力』。台灣球迷：我們不是在選秀，是在選『耐操型人格』。你覺得他能撐過下一季嗎？還是先問：『你家健身房的鏡子，照出的是誰？』

（配圖建議：瘦到像竹竿打三分，籃框在笑）

¡Vaya con el peso! ¿En serio creen que Zhou Qi no tiene ‘músculo’ solo porque no parece un camión? 🚛

Con 15.8 puntos y 60% de tiro desde el interior… ¡es una máquina! Pero claro, en la NBA lo que importa es cómo se ve en el vestuario: “¿Puede aguantar un choque?”.

Yo digo: si su corazón late fuerte y su mente está clara… ¿qué más necesitamos?

¿Qué opinas tú? ¿El tamaño importa más que el talento? 😏👇

ज़ौ की तौल पर सवाल? हाँ, वो सिर्फ 99 किलो हैं… पर क्या आपने देखा है उनके 60% शॉट्स का स्टेट? 😅

एक बड़े-बड़े महानुभावों से पहले ही ‘घबरा’ गए?

असली मुद्दा तो है - हम किसी को सिर्फ ‘मसल’ से मतलब नहीं पढ़ते!

तो मुझसे पूछो: ‘क्या हमें अच्छी मेहनतवालों को ‘पतला’ होने पर संदेह होता है?’ 💬

#ZhouQi #NBA #DraftRumors

Zhou Qi doesn’t need muscle—he needs algorithmic resilience. Scouts thought he was too thin… until his shot chart outperformed their entire draft board. 60.9% from deep? That’s not luck—it’s Python-powered clutch. He’s not fragile—he’s a statistical anomaly wrapped in Silicon Valley grit. So why are we still doubting? Maybe next season… he’ll dunk the whole league with data instead of diet.

P.S. If you think he’s too light—you’re the one who needs recalibrating.

Zhou Qi doesn’t need a muscle suit—he needs a weight tracker. They draft bodies now, not talent.

60.9% from deep? That’s not shooting—that’s witchcraft.

Scouts are whispering: ‘Can he survive contact?’

Meanwhile, his mom’s doing laundry… on the same scale.

So… who bets on the skeleton?

👇 Vote: First round or second round? (And yes—he still stands.)